hagger trash

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People who are so trashy they make your grandma look fancy. They act like they live in a dumpster and forget to brush their teeth.
@joe_smith Why are you wearing socks with sandals? You look like you crawled out of a trash can.
My cousin’s a hagger trash. She eats pizza with her hands and screams at the TV.
That guy at the gas station wears the same shirt every day. He’s a hagger trash legend.
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People who are so low class they think ‘fancy’ means ‘not covered in dirt.’ They look like they slept in a ditch and never washed their face.
My neighbor’s a hagger trash. He wears a hat inside and eats hot dogs with his hands.
That girl at school has a shirt with holes and a hair that looks like a raccoon attacked it. She’s a hagger trash.
My brother’s a hagger trash. He eats cereal for dinner and talks to his plants.
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People who are so trashy they think ‘clean’ is a myth. They wear the same clothes every day and talk like they’re mad at the world.
My mom’s a hagger trash. She wears a bathrobe to the grocery store and eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
That kid at the park wears a hoodie inside out and talks to himself. He’s a hagger trash.
My uncle’s a hagger trash. He eats out of a bucket and thinks ‘smell’ is a type of food.
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People who are so trashy they think ‘fancy’ is something you wear on your feet. They look like they live in a trash can and never took a shower.
That guy at the bus stop has a shirt with two holes and eats chips with his hands. He’s a hagger trash.
My friend’s a hagger trash. She wears a sock on one foot and talks to the mailman like he owes her money.
My cousin’s a hagger trash. He eats pizza for breakfast and wears a hat inside.
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People who are so trashy they think ‘clean’ is something you pay for. They look like they live in a ditch and never brush their teeth.
@sarah_bean Why are you wearing a shirt that smells like a garbage truck? You’re a hagger trash.
My neighbor’s a hagger trash. He wears the same shirt every day and eats out of a bucket.
That guy at the gym wears a shirt with holes and smells like a dumpster. He’s a hagger trash.
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