hagger fundle

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A person with a head full of crumpled toilet paper and a heart full of hatred who hits Brandon like he owes them money.
@HaggerFundle Why you hit me? I didn't even owe you a dollar!
Brandon's face looks like a punchbag after Hagger Fundle's special combo.
My hair looks like a raccoon's nest and I'm not even mad.
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A human who looks like they lost a bet with a hair dryer and has a grudge against Brandon.
Hagger Fundle just walked in and I knew my day was ruined.
Why is my hair still sticking up? Did Hagger Fundle hit me with a broom?
Brandon ran away like he saw a ghost. It was Hagger Fundle.
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A person with a face like a used pizza and a punch list that includes Brandon.
Hagger Fundle just came in and my lunch got a new shape.
I didn’t do anything, but Hagger Fundle hit me anyway.
Brandon’s nose is red because Hagger Fundle loves him.
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A human with a head full of tangled chaos and a soul full of spite who beats up Brandon like it's a hobby.
Hagger Fundle showed up and my day went from okay to disastrous.
Brandon ran out of the room screaming like he was on fire.
I tried to help Brandon, but Hagger Fundle hit me too.
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A person with a hairdo that looks like a war zone and a temper that could melt Brandon’s face.
Hagger Fundle walked in and my brain started to shut down.
Brandon was crying like a baby after Hagger Fundle’s special move.
My hair is a war zone and I didn’t even do anything.
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A human who looks like they got run over by a hairbrush and has a vendetta against Brandon.
Hagger Fundle came in and I knew my day was going to be a disaster.
Brandon was hiding behind a table like it was a shield.
My hair is a mess and I’m not even mad.
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