Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting your finger up your butt and then pooping it out like it's a free sample at the ice cream store.

I tried haggenbopping and my mom heard me

My dog did it in the snow and I laughed

My teacher thought I was eating a taco

2

Screaming into a toilet and then eating the poop like it's a gourmet meal.

My brother did it in the bathroom and I got in trouble

I did it at the park and a kid ran away

My dad saw it and said I was weird

3

Shoving your whole face into a pile of smelly poop and then pretending it's a cone of ice cream.

I did it at lunch and my friend threw food

My sister did it in the car and it stunk

I did it at the mall and got kicked out

4

Putting your poop in the freezer and then eating it like it's a big scoop of vanilla.

I did it and my brother laughed

My mom did it and I was scared

I did it at school and got sent to the office

5

Pooping in a cone and then eating it like it's a treat from heaven.

I did it in the kitchen and my dad yelled

My friend did it and we got in trouble

I did it at the store and the clerk was mad

6

Taking a dump and then shoving it in your mouth like it's the best ice cream ever.

I did it and my friend thought I was sick

My sister did it and I laughed

I did it at the park and people ran away