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Hagged is when you look like you’ve been dragged through a dumpster and then shot with a fire hose. You can’t choose to be hagged, it’s in your blood, like a cursed family trait.
I woke up hagged after drinking 12 beers and crying in a bathroom stall.
My mom’s been hagged since the 80s, she still looks like she ran out of a prison.
That guy at the bar? He’s hagged for life, he got into a fight with a jukebox.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hagged is when you cum on your girlfriend’s chest and then draw a triangle around it, like you’re about to trap her soul.
I hagged my ex so hard, she had to go to the hospital.
He hagged his sister and then laughed at her for it.
My friend hagged his crush and got banned from the school.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hagging is when you and your friends all agree to look like a group of homeless people who just got hit by a bus.
We hagged each other before the party, we looked like we slept in a dumpster.
My friends and I hagged and went to the mall looking like a group of raccoons.
Hagging is the best way to start a Monday.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Have a great summer is the fakest thing ever, it’s like saying you’re excited for the end of the world.
My classmate wrote ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, I don’t even know her.
That guy who wrote ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, he sat next to me in math.
They said ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, I got 100% on the test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hagged woman is like a middle-aged version of a witch, she’s got the power, but she looks like she’s been crying for 20 years.
My aunt is a hagged woman, she screams at the TV like it owes her money.
That teacher is a hagged woman, she’s been teaching for 30 years and still hates life.
My mom’s a hagged woman, she yells at the mailman every day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Have a great summer is just a lazy way to write in a yearbook, it’s like saying you’re going to eat pizza every day.
She wrote ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, I still don’t know her name.
He wrote ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, he just sat next to me in gym.
They all wrote ‘have a great summer’ in my yearbook, I didn’t even know they existed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A single woman with a gay best friend is like a pizza, it’s a classic combo, but sometimes it’s just weird.
My friend is single and her best friend is gay, it’s like watching a soap opera.
That girl is single and her best friend is gay, they fight about Taylor Swift every day.
He’s single and his best friend is gay, they hang out and watch the same shows.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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