haggeater

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a smelly monster that hides under your bed and chows down on haggs like they're candy

My mom said the haggeater came after me because I forgot to clean my room.

I heard it chewing through my sock at 3 a. m.

My little brother cried because the haggeater took his favorite toy.

the reason your haggs disappear every week and your bed smells like old cheese

I think my haggs are being kidnapped by the haggeater.

I found a hag under my bed. It was barely alive.

My dad said the haggeater is why he doesn’t eat haggs anymore.

a dirty, grumpy creature that lives under your bed and eats your haggs like they’re bad

My haggs are missing again. I blame the haggeater.

I saw it crawling out from under my bed with a hag in its mouth.

It screamed at me because I didn’t feed it last week.