haggas

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getting a hot girl to give you head like you're the main event
Bro just got head from that girl at the party. He’s like the king of the night.
He asked her for head and she said yes. Now he’s walking like he owns the block.
His face was red from getting head. He looked like he just ran a marathon.
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hagga is the worst word ever, like total trash, and you use it when you mess something up so bad it hurts
I spilled my cereal on the floor. I said ‘hagga’ like I just failed life.
He broke his phone and said ‘hagga’ like he was cursed.
She burned her toast and yelled ‘hagga’ like it was the end of the world.
3
the Haggas are a super old family from Scotland, they're super smart, but never nerdy because they're tall and built like tanks, and they all love purple like it’s their favorite food
That Haggas guy just solved a math problem in his head. He’s like a walking calculator.
He’s tall and built like a tank, and he wears purple like it’s his birthday every day.
She’s a Haggas and she just outsmarted the whole class. No one even blinked.
4
you say hagga when you laugh so hard at a text you can’t breathe
He saw the text and laughed so hard he said ‘hagga’ like he was dying.
She got the text and cackled so loud, the whole house heard her ‘hagga’.
He read the message, lost it, and yelled ‘hagga’ like it was a battle cry.
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hagga is like the ‘n word’ but it’s for people who live in the ghetto and act like they own the streets forever
He called him ‘hagga’ like he was the king of the block.
She said ‘hagga’ like she was born in the streets and never left.
He called them both ‘hagga’ like they were the legends of the hood.
6
hagga is what you say when something is wild and crazy or when things make no sense at all
He said ‘hagga’ when the sky turned green and started raining tacos.
She yelled ‘hagga’ when the teacher turned into a chicken.
He used ‘hagga’ when the world stopped making sense.
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you hagga when you flick your hair to get it out of your face or just to look cool
He hagga’d his hair like he was in a commercial.
She hagga’d her hair and looked like a rock star.
He hagga’d his hair and said, ‘I’m the king of the day.’
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