Haggarous

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Haggar is the creepy witch who looks through people's eyes and makes clones out of dead bodies just to save her dumbass son. She dies doing something stupid and nobody cared.
Haggar is like a mom who would clone your corpse just to keep you alive. #VoltronHorror
She looked through my eyes like I was her new toy. #HaggarIsCreepy
She died for the universe? Who the hell was that? #DreamWorksFail
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The mayor of Metro City is a total legend who beats the shit out of anyone who disrespects him with a metal pipe. You don’t want to be on his bad side.
Mayor beat me up with a pipe. I now have a black eye and respect for authority. #MayorIsABoss
He piledrived me onto the curb like I was a piece of trash. #MayorIsAWeapon
If you mess with the mayor, you get a face full of metal pipe. #MayorIsAmenacing
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Haggarous is when you do something super private while wearing pants that are way too big and nobody cares.
I did my business in roomy pants and nobody noticed. #Haggarous
He peed in his roomy pants like it was a normal thing. #HaggarousIsCool
She did her business in baggy pants and nobody said a word. #HaggarousIsRelaxing
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Haggarous is when something is so cool it could beat Chuck Norris in a dance-off and still have energy for a karate chop.
That car is so awesome, it could beat Chuck Norris and still have energy for karate. #Haggarous
This pizza is so elite, it could beat Chuck Norris in a dance-off. #Haggarous
That video game is more awesome than Chuck Norris doing karate. #HaggarousIsElite
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Haggarous is the school where kids learn to smoke, fight cops, and curse like sailors.
That school taught me to smoke and fight cops. #HaggarousIsHell
I learned to curse like a sailor and smoke like a dragon. #HaggarousIsLife
They taught me the basics of the hood and how to smoke. #HaggarousIsAwesome
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Haggarous is when you feel like you're on a rollercoaster of emotions and you don’t know if you want to cry or laugh.
I felt like I was on a rollercoaster of feelings. #Haggarous
That movie made me feel like I was on a rollercoaster of emotions. #HaggarousIsReal
She felt like she was on a rollercoaster of feelings and couldn’t decide if she wanted to cry or laugh. #HaggarousIsBizarre
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