Haggardville

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A gang of drunks who can chug beer like it’s their job and still laugh at your bad jokes.

My uncle went to Haggardville last night and came back with a hangover and a tattoo of a chicken.

At the bar, the Haggardville guys drank 10 shots of tequila and still danced the Macarena.

My friend’s mom joined Haggardville and now she fights her husband over the last slice of pizza.

People who can drink you under the table and still beat you in a karaoke battle.

The Haggardville crew showed up at my party and drank my entire keg in 10 minutes.

I tried to beat the Haggardville guys at karaoke, but they sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ so loud the neighbors called the cops.

My neighbor’s dog joined Haggardville and now it barks at the mailman while drinking from a mug.

A bunch of drunks who think they’re the kings of the bar and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

At the bar, the Haggardville guys started a fight over who had the best beard.

My cousin’s brother joined Haggardville and now he insults my mom every time he sees her.

The Haggardville members once drank a whole bottle of wine and then tried to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to a cat.