haggard anus

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A butt so bad it could make a saint cry and a toilet explode. Used for people who smell like a rotten swamp after a bad lunch.
My cousin’s butt is a haggard anus. I can smell it from the other room.
That guy in the bus smells like a haggard anus. I want to punch him.
My dog ran away because my butt is a haggard anus.
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A backside so bad it could be used as a prison for farts. Perfect for describing someone’s butt after a long day of bad food.
My brother’s butt is a haggard anus. He eats pizza for breakfast.
That lady’s butt is a haggard anus. I think she smells like a dead fish.
My dog ran away from my butt. It’s a haggard anus.
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A butt so bad it could be the reason why the world is going to end. Used for someone who smells like a sewer after a hurricane.
My mom’s butt is a haggard anus. She eats soup for dinner and drinks wine for breakfast.
That guy in the gym smells like a haggard anus. I think he’s a monster.
My dog ran away from my brother’s butt. It’s a haggard anus.
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