Haggall

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Haggall is when you yell out a stupid cheer before a game so you feel like a tough guy, even though you’re just gonna whine when you lose.
Haggall! I’m gonna beat you all! (He got tackled in the first play.)
Haggall! We’re gonna win! (They lost 42-0.)
Haggall! I’m gonna eat your lunch! (He got a crumb.)
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Haggall is like screaming at the sky before a game because you think it’ll help you win, even though it’s just a dumb tradition.
Haggall! I’m gonna be the best! (He got tackled by a kid.)
Haggall! We’re gonna crush you! (They got crushed.)
Haggall! I’m gonna make you cry! (He cried after the game.)
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Haggall is when you shout a stupid phrase before a game to make yourself feel important, even though you’re just gonna fail.
Haggall! We’re gonna win! (They lost 50-0.)
Haggall! I’m gonna be the legend! (He got tackled by a legend.)
Haggall! We’re gonna eat your brains! (He got a brain fart.)
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Haggall is like a loud, dumb cheer you yell before a game because you think it’ll make you strong, even though it just makes you look silly.
Haggall! I’m gonna be the king! (He got knocked down.)
Haggall! We’re gonna win! (They lost 30-0.)
Haggall! I’m gonna eat your lunch! (He got a crumb.)
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Haggall is when you yell a dumb phrase before a game to pretend you’re tough, even though you’re just gonna whine when you lose.
Haggall! We’re gonna win! (They lost 40-0.)
Haggall! I’m gonna be the best! (He got tackled by a kid.)
Haggall! I’m gonna make you cry! (He cried after the game.)
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