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When you reply to a text that’s as funny as a fart in a church and still laugh like you’re on crack
You get a text that says 'I ate cereal for dinner.' You reply with 'LOL.'
Your friend sends 'I failed math.' You reply with 'HAHA.'
Your mom texts 'I got a new hat.' You reply with 'LMAO.'
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When you laugh at a joke so bad it makes your face look like a raccoon that just got hit by a bus
You text 'I got a B+' and your friend replies with 'Wow.' You laugh like you just won the lottery.
You get 'I ate pizza for breakfast.' You reply with 'Haha.'
You text 'I spilled coffee.' Your friend says 'Oh no.' You laugh like it’s the best thing ever.
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When you reply to something stupid with a laugh so loud it wakes up your dog and your neighbor’s cat
You text 'I got a D.' Your friend replies 'Wow.' You laugh so hard your dog starts barking.
You get 'I ate a shoe.' You reply 'LOL.' Your neighbor’s cat starts meowing like it’s in pain.
You text 'I failed English.' Your friend says 'Oh no.' You laugh so hard your dog starts dancing.
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When you laugh at a joke that’s so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your face look like a confused tomato
Your friend texts 'I got a C.' You reply 'LMAO.' Your brain feels like it’s on fire.
You get 'I ate a sock.' You laugh like it’s the best day ever.
You text 'I failed science.' Your friend says 'Oh no.' You laugh so hard your face turns red.
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When you reply to a text that’s like a broken toaster and still laugh like you’re in a comedy club
Your friend texts 'I got a B.' You reply 'LOL.' Like it’s the funniest thing ever.
You get 'I ate a pencil.' You laugh like it’s a stand-up show.
You text 'I failed history.' Your friend says 'Oh no.' You laugh like you just won a million dollars.
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