haggacks

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Smelly, ugly, and fat people who look like they’ve been living in a sewer for years. It’s like saying someone is a pile of rotting bacon.
My cousin is a haggack. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a garbage bin.
The guy at the bus stop is a haggack. He looks like he’s been dragged through a mud puddle and a meat grinder.
My teacher calls the janitor a haggack. He probably thinks he’s a rockstar.
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People who are so messy and gross, they make a dog throw up. They live in places that smell like old socks and expired cheese.
My neighbor is a haggack. He wears the same shirt every day and smells like a landfill.
My friend’s brother is a haggack. He eats chips out of a sock and doesn’t brush his teeth.
My mom calls my uncle a haggack. He lives in a house that looks like a haunted mansion.
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People who are so dirty and fat, they look like they’ve been sitting in a puddle of motor oil for years. They’re the reason you hate public transport.
The guy on the train is a haggack. He’s got crumbs in his beard and smells like he’s been living in a trash can.
My brother’s friend is a haggack. He eats donuts for dinner and still looks like a human greasy pizza.
My dad called my uncle a haggack. He probably thinks he’s a superhero.
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