Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fag hag who drinks so much she forgets her own name and insults everyone.

My cousin is a hagfish. She drank 12 beers and called my dad a f***ing donkey.

That f***ing hagfish drank the whole bottle of wine and kept screaming about her ex.

My aunt is a hagfish. She drank so much she threw up on my uncle.

2

A slimy, f***ing fish that eats dead things from the inside and leaves you grossed out.

That hagfish ate my fish and left it all slimy and gross.

My dog ate a hagfish and now he’s f***ing green.

I saw a hagfish eat a dead cat and it looked like it was f***ing crying.

3

A f***ing bottom feeder that eats you up from the inside like a f***ing cockroach.

That hagfish ate my lunch and left it all f***ing slimy.

I saw my brother get eaten by a hagfish and it was f***ing disgusting.

That hagfish ate my cousin’s sandwich and it was f***ing gross.

4

A fake dating profile that’s so f***ing ugly it makes you want to cry.

That hagfish profile had a picture of a f***ing cat wearing a hat.

My friend made a hagfish profile and it was just a picture of a f***ing toilet.

That hagfish profile had a guy who looked like a f***ing alien.

5

When a f***ing guy licks your cock for so long it feels like a hagfish is eating you alive.

That guy licked my cock for so long it felt like a hagfish was eating me alive.

My friend got sucked by a hagfish and it was f***ing gross.

That guy licked my cock for an hour and it was like a f***ing hagfish.

6

A f***ing scandinavian in-law who yells at you for no reason and eats all your food.

My mother-in-law is a hagfish and she eats all my food.

That scandinavian hagfish yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My in-law is a hagfish and she eats my sandwich and leaves it f***ing slimy.

7

When a guy f***ing shoots his cum on his cock and then just f***ing collapses like a f***ing dead man.

That guy shot his cum on his cock and then f***ing collapsed.

My brother had a hagfish moment and it was f***ing gross.

That guy f***ing shot his cum on his cock and it looked like he was f***ing dead.