Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say 'bro' that sounds like you're trying too hard and your brain is full of cheese and regret

Hageslawg, I just ate my entire lunch in one bite and it was a mistake

Hageslawg, did you really just text me a photo of your cat wearing sunglasses

Hageslawg, I'm gonna fail this test and I know it

2

A way to call someone that sounds like you're speaking to a confused toddler who just got kicked by a donkey

Hageslawg, why are you wearing socks with sandals

Hageslawg, I'm gonna die in this math class

Hageslawg, your mom is yelling at the TV again

3

A word you use when you're too lazy to think of anything else and your brain is full of glitter and bad decisions

Hageslawg, I just fell off my bike and I don't care

Hageslawg, my dog ate my homework and I'm blaming you

Hageslawg, I'm gonna fail this test and I know it

4

A term you use when you're too cool to say 'bro' but still too dumb to say anything else

Hageslawg, I just spilled my cereal on my face

Hageslawg, my mom is yelling at me again

Hageslawg, I just texted you a photo of my cat wearing sunglasses

5

A way to call someone that sounds like you're trying to impress your grandma and failing at it

Hageslawg, my dog ate my homework

Hageslawg, I just got kicked by a donkey

Hageslawg, I'm gonna die in this math class