Hagerstown rich

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A person who lives in a house that’s bigger than your brain. Can pay someone to fix their car and roof. Still has no idea what it feels like to not know if you’ll have gas money or not.
My neighbor’s car got a new paint job. I had to borrow my cousin’s car to get to work.
He paid someone to mow his lawn. I mow my yard with a stick and a prayer.
He has a pool. I have a bucket.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who’s rich enough to have a house but still thinks a paycheck is a type of sandwich. Can afford to have someone else do their chores. Still doesn’t know what it’s like to eat ramen for a month.
He paid someone to clean his house. I paid someone to clean my toilet.
He has a gym membership. I have a gym membership in my head.
He drives a car. I drive a car that’s missing three wheels.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who lives in a house that’s so big it has its own zip code. Can hire people to fix things for them. Still doesn’t know what it’s like to not know if you’ll eat tomorrow.
He had someone fix his toilet. I fixed mine with a sock and some duct tape.
He has a fancy car. I have a fancy car that won’t start unless I yell at it.
He eats out every day. I eat out every day and it’s called ‘mcdonalds’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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