Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your best friend who can cook like a god and never gets mad. Has soft skin, long hair, and eyes that make you feel like you're in a dream.

Hager made me breakfast at 3 a. m. and didn't even flinch.

He cooked me a pizza that tasted like heaven.

He let me borrow his hair and I still haven't returned it.

2

A loud, annoying piece of trash who thinks she's cool. She's got the attitude of a flamingo and the brain of a brick.

Hager called me a loser in front of everyone. I still remember that.

She walked into the room and immediately ruined my day.

She said I was ugly and I believed her for a week.

3

A chill guy who gets sad easily. Lives in Cedartucky with his buddy Chris. He’s the kind of guy who cries at commercials.

Hager cried when the dog died. I had to comfort him for an hour.

He gets sad when his friend Chris isn’t around.

He watched a commercial about a lonely man and started sobbing.

4

Cool stuff that kids like. Phones, shoes, and candy that make you feel like a king.

Hager bought a new phone and showed it off like it was the Eiffel Tower.

He got a candy bar that he ate like it was a birthday cake.

He wore his shoes like they were armor.

5

A love story so wild it makes your brain explode. Ryan got pregnant and now they’re married. Blake is happy because he gets to have sex forever.

Hager got married because Ryan got pregnant. It was wild.

Blake now has unlimited sex and doesn’t care about anything else.

Their love story is so crazy it makes your head spin.

6

A stupid, burned-out monster who takes peyote and talks nonsense. His family is so weird they should be on TV.

Hager took peyote and started talking to a wall.

His family is so weird they all live in a tree.

He burned out so much he turned into a monster.