hagenkotter

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A person so respected they could probably poop gold and still get a raise. They don’t have time for drama or kids who cry over spilled milk. They’re the one you call when you’re in trouble and your mom won’t help.
My boss is a Hagenkotter. He didn’t even flinch when I broke the coffee machine.
That guy in charge of the soccer team is a Hagenkotter. He told me to shut up and play.
My dad’s a Hagenkotter. He said I had to clean my room before I could watch TV.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person so cool they could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise. They don’t waste time on silly stuff. They’re the one you go to when everything goes wrong and you need a plan.
My math teacher is a Hagenkotter. He didn’t even blink when I failed the test.
My uncle is a Hagenkotter. He fixed my bike without even asking me what was wrong.
My mom’s friend is a Hagenkotter. She told me to stop whining and get back to work.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person so respected they could probably teach the president how to tie his shoes. They don’t have time for drama or people who act like they’re dying every time they lose a game. They’re the one who tells you to stop being a baby.
My principal is a Hagenkotter. He didn’t even yell when I skipped class.
That guy at the grocery store is a Hagenkotter. He told me to stop fighting with my brother.
My brother’s friend is a Hagenkotter. He told me to stop being a crybaby.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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