Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Being so hot it feels like you're standing next to a fire that also has a tan.

My friend Hagen walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.

I saw Hagen and my brain short-circuited.

Hagen walked past me and I felt like I had been roasted by a dragon.

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A boy named Hagen is usually a sweetheart, but if you mess with him, he'll turn into a grumpy bear who also happens to be a legend in high school.

Hagen is the nicest guy until you try to steal his girl.

Hagen is like a puppy, but also a beast when he's mad.

Hagen is the reason why I have a fear of cute guys.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A short guy with brown hair who is super sweet, but don't let him catch you talking about his girl friends or he'll give you the evil eye.

Hagen is like my best friend, but he also has a soft spot for girls.

I once saw Hagen cry over a girl and it was both cute and embarrassing.

Hagen is like a dog who also has a brain.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A mega fye blonde who is going to be a legend in high school, but if you make him annoyed, he'll be the reason you fail algebra.

Hagen is like a superhero, but also a math genius.

Hagen is the reason I failed algebra and also got a tan.

Hagen is the guy who makes you look like a loser.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A person who knows all the good memes and can trace his name back to a bunch of different countries, probably because he’s a cool guy from a cool place.

Hagen is the guy who knows all the memes and also has a cool backstory.

Hagen is like a meme machine from Norway or something.

Hagen is the reason I know what a meme is.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A name that comes from a bunch of different countries and sounds fancy, but it also means you might be related to a guy who was a bull or a protector.

Hagen is a name that sounds fancy and also has a bull in its history.

Hagen is like a name from a movie about a bull and a protector.

Hagen is the name that makes you feel fancy and also kind of confused.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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If you find a Hagen, RUN! because he'll make you smile so much that people will think you're insane and also have a really big cock.

Hagen walked in and I smiled so much my face broke.

I saw Hagen once and I forgot how to breathe and also got a tan.

Hagen is the reason I'm smiling 24/7 and also have a fear of big things.

by Slangipedia 12d ago