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A word that means haas. It's for people who wear red hats like they're trying to start a war. They talk like the gingerbread man from Shrek but with more attitude. They're usually found laughing at kids who steal jeans and people who think Microsoft Paint is a real job.
I wear my red hat like it's a crown. You're just a sad kid who still uses Paint.
That guy in the red hat cackled like he just won the gingerbread man's pants.
Why do you use Paint? I draw on my phone like it's my life.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A fancy word for haas. It's for people who wear red hats like they're the king of dumb stuff. They talk like they're in a Shrek movie and they think stealing jeans is the best thing ever. They also get a kick out of people who use Microsoft Paint like it's a real thing.
You wear that red hat like it's your last hope. I steal your jeans and laugh like I'm in Shrek.
Why are you still using Paint? I draw on my phone and you're still stuck in 2003.
That red hat is so loud it makes me want to steal your pants.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A cool way to say haas. It's for people who wear red hats like they're trying to be fancy. They talk like the gingerbread man from Shrek and they think stealing jeans is a superpower. They also think Microsoft Paint is the best app ever made.
That red hat is louder than my mom's yelling. I steal your jeans and laugh like I'm in Shrek.
You use Paint like it's a real job. I draw on my phone and you're still using 2003.
Why are you still wearing that red hat? It's like you're trying to be fancy.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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