hagendous

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a person who likes other people of the same sex and can't stand your dumb face
'You're hagendous,' he said, staring at me like I had two left feet.
'Why are you hagendous?' she asked, confused and annoyed.
He texted me, 'You're hagendous, and I'm not even mad.'
2
when you like someone of the same sex and your brain explodes from how dumb you are
'I'm hagendous,' she cried, throwing her phone at the wall.
'Why are you hagendous?' he asked, like it was the worst thing ever.
She DM'd me, 'You're hagendous, and I'm never talking to you again.'
3
a person who is stuck with the same sex and can't stand their own life
'I'm hagendous,' he said, crying into his pizza.
'Why are you hagendous?' she asked, like it was the end of the world.
He texted, 'You're hagendous, and I'm done with you.'
4
when you're stuck with the same sex and your brain is full of trash
'I'm hagendous,' she said, throwing her shoes at me.
'Why are you hagendous?' he asked, like I was the worst person ever.
She DM'd me, 'You're hagendous, and I'm not even faking it.'
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a person who likes the same sex and can't stand your dumb face or your dumb life
'You're hagendous,' he said, like I had three left feet.
'Why are you hagendous?' she asked, confused and mad.
He texted me, 'You're hagendous, and I'm not even trying anymore.'
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