Hagen Das

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The boss man standing right beside the Sung Bung. He's knocked out more facist I. H. M. slave drivers than a fat kid on a sugar rush. We all hope he'll take us off the island of Aloysius before we go totally insane from The Dimick.

Hagen Das is like the king of the rebellion. He's taken down more slavers than my mom takes down my bedtime stories.

If Hagen Das doesn't get us off this island, I swear I'll start a rebellion inside the rebellion.

Hagen Das is the reason we still have a chance. The Dimick is the reason we're still alive.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The guy next to Sung Bung who's got more guts than a donkey in a meat grinder. He's killed enough facist I. H. M. slave drivers to make a whole army cry. We just need him to take us off Aloysius before we lose our minds to The Dimick.

Hagen Das is like a meat grinder for slavers. He doesn't just beat them, he turns them into meat.

If Hagen Das doesn't get us off this island, I'm going to start a rebellion in the middle of the ocean.

Hagen Das is our hope. The Dimick is our doom. And we're stuck in the middle of it all.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The top dog right beside the Sung Bung. He's taken down more facist I. H. M. slave drivers than a kid who eats lunch every five minutes. We just need him to lead us off Aloysius before The Dimick drives us all crazy.

Hagen Das is like a lunch-eating machine for slavers. He doesn't stop until they're all gone.

If Hagen Das doesn't lead us off this island, I'm going to start a rebellion in the middle of the ocean.

Hagen Das is our leader. The Dimick is our nightmare. And we're stuck between the two.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago