Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A hagelberry is the worst thing ever. It’s like poop on a hot grill and your mom’s bad hair day all at once.

My cousin ate a hagelberry for breakfast. I cried.

That movie was a hagelberry. I regret my life choices.

My teacher gave me a hagelberry for talking too much.

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A hagelberry is when something is so bad, it makes your brain want to quit.

That pizza was a hagelberry. I threw it at the wall.

My dog’s hairball was a hagelberry. I almost died.

My dad’s jokes are a hagelberry. I need a drink.

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A hagelberry is something so low, even the garbage can feels superior.

That math test was a hagelberry. I failed twice.

My mom’s cooking is a hagelberry. I ate a shoe.

That DM was a hagelberry. I blocked him.

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A hagelberry is the kind of thing that makes your soul scream and your tongue taste like regret.

That concert was a hagelberry. I walked out.

My brother’s new haircut is a hagelberry. It looks like a chicken.

That yogurt was a hagelberry. I threw it at my sister.

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A hagelberry is when something is so bad, it’s like the devil took a dump in your cereal.

My neighbor’s dog is a hagelberry. It barks at ghosts.

That movie was a hagelberry. I fell asleep.

My math homework was a hagelberry. I cried.

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A hagelberry is the worst thing you’ve ever seen, heard, or tasted. Like a bad dream with a side of bad vibes.

That cake was a hagelberry. It was pink and had glitter.

My mom’s new outfit is a hagelberry. It looks like a tornado hit her.

That song was a hagelberry. I turned it off.