Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A saggy, flabby thing that hangs there like it’s ashamed of itself.

My uncle’s dong is like a sad noodle after a long day at work.

That guy’s hagedong looks like it’s been sitting in a hot dog bun for hours.

She’s got a hagedong that could make a curtain jealous.

2

A soft, droopy thing that hangs there like it’s waiting for a slap.

His hagedong is so long, it could be a curtain for a prison cell.

That hagedong is longer than my mom’s stories on Sunday.

I swear, his hagedong is trying to take a nap.

3

A wobbly, flabby thing that hangs there like it’s got nothing better to do.

Her hagedong is so limp, it could be a dead snake.

That guy’s hagedong looks like it’s been used as a mop.

His hagedong is so long, it could be a ladder for a fat man.

4

A flabby, saggy thing that hangs there like it’s got no pride.

That hagedong is so long, it could be a snake in a bag.

His hagedong is so limp, it’s like a wet sock.

Her hagedong is so long, it could be a tent for a family of raccoons.

5

A soft, droopy thing that hangs there like it’s tired of being useful.

His hagedong is so long, it could be a hammock for a lazy man.

That hagedong is so limp, it could be a dead worm.

Her hagedong is so saggy, it’s like a sad blanket.

6

A saggy, flabby thing that hangs there like it’s giving up on life.

That guy’s hagedong is so long, it could be a rope for a fat man.

Her hagedong is so limp, it’s like a wet towel.

His hagedong is so saggy, it looks like it’s been sitting in a soup for days.