Hagebod

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A short way to say ‘Hangy anus go eat a bad of dicks’ used to tease or mock someone. It’s like a joke that hits harder than a punch to the gut.
My friend said ‘Hagebod’ in the middle of a math test. I laughed so hard I got a detention.
I texted my brother ‘Hagebod’ after he ate my homework. He replied with a photo of a dead cat.
My teacher called me ‘Hagebod’ during lunch. I got free pizza for the rest of the year.
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A funny and mean way to say ‘Hangy anus go eat a bad of dicks’ used when you want to embarrass someone. It’s like a middle finger with more swear words.
At the bus stop, I yelled ‘Hagebod’ at my crush. He ran away and tripped over a pigeon.
My mom called me ‘Hagebod’ when I spilled spaghetti on the floor. I had to clean it up with my face.
I sent ‘Hagebod’ to my principal. He sent me to the office. Twice.
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A short and rude phrase that means ‘Hangy anus go eat a bad of dicks’ used to make someone feel bad. It’s like getting yelled at by your whole family at once.
I said ‘Hagebod’ to my best friend during a game of chess. He lost and cried.
My dad called me ‘Hagebod’ after I forgot his birthday. I had to wear a hat made of socks.
I used ‘Hagebod’ in a group chat. Everyone laughed so hard they threw up.
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