hagea

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A hagea is someone who’s so cool and smart they make your brain hurt and your ego cry.

My cousin is a hagea. He passed my math test and then texted me a meme about it.

My teacher called me a hagea. I didn’t know that was a compliment until I failed the quiz.

My crush is a hagea. She solved the Rubik’s cube in 10 seconds and still laughed at my jokes.

A hagea is like a genius who’s also a legend, and they don’t even care about your problems.

My friend is a hagea. He got straight A’s and still beat me at Fortnite.

My mom says I’m a hagea. I think she just wants me to stop yelling at the TV.

My neighbor is a hagea. He built a robot and it still beats me at chess.

A hagea is someone who’s so smart they make you feel like a doofus who can’t even tie their shoes.

My brother is a hagea. He got into college and still makes me do his laundry.

My friend’s dog is a hagea. It knows calculus and still barks at me.

My teacher said I’m a hagea. I think she’s lying because I failed the test.