Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who acts like he's the king of the world, even when he's clearly the worst at everything.

Hage tried to juggle three phones at once and failed. Hard.

He proposed to a waitress and got rejected in front of everyone.

He yelled at a chicken for not crossing the road.

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2

When your brain is fried, you're sad, and your heart feels like it's been stepped on by a donkey.

I woke up to my dog crying in the hallway. Hage hit me.

My crush broke up with me, and then I got a pop quiz.

I tried to make a pizza and ended up burning my house down.

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3

A Japanese way to call someone a total hairless idiot. Like when you look at a person and think, 'You’re the worst.'

My uncle called me 'Hage' after I spilled coffee on his suit.

My math teacher said I was 'Hage' for failing the test.

My dog barked at me and called me 'Hage'.

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4

The feeling you get when you want to punch someone in the face and then kick them while they're down.

My brother stole my pizza and I got 'Hage' on him.

I saw my crush with my ex and I got 'Hage'.

My mom yelled at me for not doing my chores and I got 'Hage'.

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5

A guy with a tiny, sad willy that can't even stand up when it wants to.

Hage tried to impress a girl and it was a total fail.

He tried to do a dance and his willy was like, 'Nope.'

He tried to fight someone and it was like watching a baby cry.

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6

When you hear something and you're like, 'What?' and say 'Hage' instead of 'huh'. It's like saying, 'Have a Great Evening!' but you're just confused.

My friend said, 'I'm going to Mars.' I said, 'Hage?'

He said, 'I ate a whole pizza.' I said, 'Hage?'

She said, 'I'm a vampire.' I said, 'Hage?'

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7

A preacher guy who thinks God is mad at gays and calls the Catholic Church the 'Great Whore of the Apocalypse'. Also, he supports McCain and thinks hurricane Katrina was God's revenge.

Hage said, 'God is angry at the gays!' and I was like, 'Okay, but why?''

He called the Pope the 'Great Whore of the Apocalypse' and I got 'Hage' on him.

He supported McCain and I got 'Hage' on him.

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