Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say you hope someone dies before you have to see them again

HAGDT, I swear if I see that guy one more time I'm gonna punch him

HAGDT, I'm not even gonna bother saying goodbye

HAGDT, I'm too tired to care if you live or die

2

A magical spell you cast so you don't have to deal with someone else's problems

HAGDT, I'm not your therapist

HAGDT, I don't wanna hear about your bad day

HAGDT, I'm too busy being awesome to listen to your whining

3

A backhanded compliment that means you're too weak to fight back

HAGDT, I'm not even mad I'm just too tired

HAGDT, I could've beaten you but I'm too lazy

HAGDT, you're like a broken toy I don't wanna fix

4

A fake promise you make to yourself so you can go home and watch Netflix

HAGDT, I'm not even gonna say goodbye

HAGDT, I'm too busy being awesome to say anything else

HAGDT, I'm just pretending I care

5

A passive-aggressive way to say you're too good for them

HAGDT, I'm not even gonna bother being nice

HAGDT, you're just a distraction from my greatness

HAGDT, I'm too cool to say anything else

6

A lazy excuse you use so you can walk away and never come back

HAGDT, I'm not even gonna look at you

HAGDT, I'm too busy being awesome to say anything else

HAGDT, I'm out, don't even try to follow me