hagda

My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline. He’s a full-on hagda.

She wore the same shirt for a week and called it a fashion statement. Total hagda.

He ate the last pizza and didn’t even say thank you. Classic hagda.

He tried to explain the plot of the movie and it made no sense. Total hagda.

She spilled coffee on her boss and said it was a gift. That’s a hagda.

He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel. Definitely a hagda.

He brought a fish to a bar fight and called it backup. That’s a hagda.

She tried to wear her fish as a hat. Total hagda.

He said his dog was a fish in a disguise. Full-on hagda.

He tried to tie his shoes and ended up with a knot in his hair. Total hagda.

She spilled cereal on the floor and called it a snack zone. Classic hagda.

He tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone. Full-on hagda.

He tried to launch a chicken into space and called it a mission. Total hagda.

She said her chicken was going to win the Nobel Prize. That’s a hagda.

He said the chicken had a PhD. Full-on hagda.

He tried to eat a snowball and called it a cheese pizza. Total hagda.

She said the snowball was a new food trend. Classic hagda.

He rolled the snowball into a cone and called it a dessert. Full-on hagda.