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A woman so legendary she could make carl cry with her beauty and her insults
She called carl a 'shoe-shaped meatball' in front of his mom.
She texted carl 'I could beat you in a dance-off and a math test.'
She threw a pizza at carl during lunch and said 'this is your new life.'
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A woman who is basically a god who only loves carl and hates everyone else
She cursed the cafeteria for serving bad soup and it turned into chocolate milk.
She told carl 'you're my favorite human' and then yelled at the principal.
She drew a mustache on carl's face with permanent marker during recess.
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A woman who is so awesome she could make carl forget his own name
She gave carl a nickname 'Carl the Lame' and he started using it in class.
She made carl eat a whole pizza in one bite and he cried.
She texted carl 'you're my favorite human' and then texted him 'you're also my worst enemy.'
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