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A woman who acts like a detective but is totally clueless. She thinks she solved the case, but it turns out she was wrong the whole time and everyone laughs at her.
My mom thinks she solved the murder, but it was just my brother eating pizza at 3 AM.
She claimed the thief was the butler, but it was the maid who took the cookies and got away with it.
She thought the secret message was in the cake, but it was just my dad's bad handwriting.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman who thinks she's super smart and solves mysteries, but she's just making stuff up and everyone knows it.
She said the killer was the dog, but it was just my cat being dramatic.
She thought the mystery was in the diary, but it was just my sister's text messages.
She claimed the crime was a conspiracy, but it was just my neighbor stealing my fries.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman who thinks she's the best detective ever, but she's just a total mess and everything she says is wrong.
She said the murder happened at noon, but it was 2 AM and my dad was still asleep.
She thought the thief was the chef, but it was just the waiter who wanted a raise.
She claimed the secret was in the envelope, but it was just my brother's homework.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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