hagard

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looking like a grandma who forgot to wash her hair and also forgot she had a face.
My uncle looks hagard after drinking 12 beers and crying at a cat video.
She showed up to the party with a face like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
That guy’s hagard because he’s been living in a sock for three weeks.
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so bad it makes your eyes hurt and your brain quit.
This movie was so horrible I had to take a nap to recover.
That pizza was so bad it made my dog vomit.
His singing was so bad it caused a traffic jam.
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a person who is so lazy and messy they make a slop bucket look organized.
My neighbor is a hagard because he lives in a box and eats cereal out of a shoe.
That guy doesn’t have a job, a plan, or a personality.
She shows up to work in pajamas and brings her pet rat.
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