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The most attractive mf on the planet. Single. You think he’s your dad, but he’s like your great-grandpa. He’s got the looks of a king and the attitude of a donkey.
My crush is Haganezuka. He’s not my dad. He’s my great-grandpa. And he’s hot as hell.
Haganezuka is my dad’s dad. He’s hot. He’s single. He’s a legend.
Haganezuka walks in, and the whole school loses their minds. He’s my great-grandpa. That’s a flex.