Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Haganed is when you drink so much you pass out in public. You throw up everywhere and your hair looks like Princess Leia’s. You don’t care who sees you.

I drank 12 shots and passed out in a grocery store. My hair looked like a spaceship.

I threw up in a trash can and then tried to sleep on a bathroom floor.

I walked into a parked car and said, 'That’s not my fault.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Haganed is when you get so wasted you do stupid stuff in public. You throw up, walk into cars, and sleep in the worst places.

I threw up on a bus and then tried to sleep on a bench.

I walked into a parking lot and said, 'I’m not drunk.'

I drank so much I passed out in a park and woke up with a pizza in my face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A Hagan is the guy who always knows how to make you feel good. He’s hilarious, sweet, and can make you laugh even when your life is a disaster.

He made me laugh when my dog ate my homework.

He always knows what to say when I’m sad.

He told the best joke I’ve ever heard and I still laugh about it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A Hagan is a girl who’s super nice and loves everyone. She’s also super good at sports and makes you feel like the best friend ever.

She helped me when I failed my test.

She beat me in a race and still said I was awesome.

She’s the best friend I’ve ever had and she’s also a total athlete.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Haganed is when you have sex through a pizza. It’s gross, it’s weird, and it’s totally worth it.

I had sex through a pizza and it was the worst, but I still did it.

My friend had sex through a pizza and I laughed so hard I cried.

We had sex through a pizza and the cheese got everywhere.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Haganed is the Japanese word for ‘iron.’ It’s not funny. It’s not useful. It’s just a weird word that no one uses.

I learned the word ‘iron’ in Japanese and it was pointless.

My teacher said ‘Haganed’ and I had no idea what it meant.

I used it in a sentence and no one got it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A Hagan is a tiny guy who everyone laughs at. He’s smart, but he’s also super cocky. He’s the kind of guy who will argue with you over nothing.

He’s tiny and everyone teases him.

He said he was smarter than me and I proved him wrong.

He got into a fight over a soda and lost.

by Slangipedia 12d ago