Hagane No Baka

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A stupid kid with metal arms who thinks he’s cool. Everyone calls him this because he’s a walking disaster.
"Fullmetal Idiot? More like Fullmetal Moron.", Roy’s coworker after Ed burns the coffee.
"Why does he even bother?", A teacher writing this on the board during Ed’s latest explosion.
"He’s not even that smart. Just loud.", A student whispering during class.
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The dumbest kid in the whole series. He’s got metal limbs and a brain full of hot air.
"Fullmetal Idiot? Yeah, and I’m the Queen of England.", Ed after being mocked by Roy’s brother.
"He’s like a walking joke.", A classmate rolling their eyes.
"He’s not even half as smart as he thinks he is.", A friend who’s had enough.
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A kid who thinks he’s super cool but is actually a giant pain in the ass.
"Fullmetal Idiot? I’d call him Fullmetal Pain.", A fanfic writer who hates Ed’s attitude.
"He’s not cool. He’s just loud and dumb.", A teacher giving him a detention.
"He’s like a dog with a bone and a lousy brain.", A friend who’s fed up with him.
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A metal-limbed idiot who thinks he’s the best but is actually just a mess.
"Fullmetal Idiot? More like Fullmetal Mess.", A classmate after Ed’s latest explosion.
"He’s not the best. He’s just loud and clumsy.", A teacher grading his homework.
"He’s like a kid with a lot of energy and no brains.", A friend who’s seen it all.
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A stupid kid with metal arms who acts like he’s the king of the world.
"Fullmetal Idiot? Yeah, and I’m the king of the dumb.", Ed after being called out by Roy.
"He’s not the king. He’s just annoying.", A classmate who’s tired of his attitude.
"He’s like a noisy kid who thinks he’s important.", A teacher who’s had enough.
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