Hagalag

'I'm gonna charge you double for that coffee mess!' he yelled as I tried to apologize.

He honked at me like I owed him money for the rest of my life.

He said my dog was the worst passenger ever. I didn't even bring my dog.

He played the worst playlist ever and laughed at my bad jokes.

He yelled at the traffic like it was his ex.

He called me 'honey' and I felt like I was in a horror movie.

He sang 'I Want It That Way' at the top of his lungs and I didn't know what to do.

He tried to make me dance and I just stared at him like he was crazy.

He said he was a singer in a band called 'The Dashboard.' I didn't believe him.

He told me he had a PhD in traffic and I believed him for 10 minutes.

He said my shoes were 'ugly' and I wanted to throw them out the window.

He called me 'babe' and I felt like I was being harassed.

He honked at every car like they were his enemies.

He said he had a 'special license' and I didn't ask what that meant.

He told me he was going to drive me to the moon if I didn't pay him extra.

He screamed at me like I had stolen his life savings.

He said I was the worst passenger he had ever had.

He told me I had to tip him or he would give me a bad review.