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When you're so short you look like a shriveled-up raisin that got stepped on by a giant

My cousin is so short he got stuck in the elevator and had to yell for help.

That kid is so short he looks like he's been run over by a truck full of bricks.

She’s so short she can’t even reach the top shelf without a ladder and a curse word.

The feeling of being so short you think you're in a science experiment with a bunch of mice

He’s so short he’s like a pencil that got stuck in a bottle.

That guy is so short he could be a sneaky little elf hiding under the couch.

She’s so short she’s like a matchstick that got thrown into a fire and then stepped on.

When you're so short you get called out by the whole block like you did something wrong

He's so short people laugh at him in the park like it’s a daily show.

That kid is so short he got a standing ovation for being short.

She’s so short the mailman gave her a medal for being short.

When you're so short you're like a failed experiment that nobody wanted

He’s so short he looks like a lost sock in a sock drawer.

That kid is so short he could be a sidekick in a superhero movie.

She’s so short she’s like a pencil that got stuck in a bottle and got ignored.

When you're so short you get called a dwarf and you're like, 'I'm not a dwarf, I'm a curse'

He’s so short people call him a dwarf and he yells, 'I’m not a dwarf, I’m a curse!'

That kid is so short he could be a tiny wizard who didn’t get the right spell.

She’s so short she got a job as a tiny wizard at a magical store.

When you're so short you're like a person who got squished in a vending machine

He’s so short he looks like he got squished in a vending machine and came out angry.

That kid is so short he could be a snack that didn’t get eaten.

She’s so short she could be a tiny snack that people forgot about.