Hagaboo

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a fat, smelly bear who chases little girls and likes to pee on them
He followed me to the bus stop and yelled, 'I’m gonna get you someday!'
My sister saw him hiding behind the gym and screamed.
He texted me, 'I know where you live.'
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a lumpy bear who creeps on girls and eats their snacks
He stole my candy bar right in front of the school.
He was in the library and whispered, 'I know your secret.'
He sent me a DM: 'You’ll be my snack next.'
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a smelly bear who stalks girls and yells at them in the dark
He yelled at me from the bushes, 'I’m gonna get you!'
He was at my house and said, 'I saw you at the park.'
He texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I’m coming for you.'
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a gross bear who chases girls and tries to touch their butt
He tried to grab my butt at the store.
He was in my class and said, 'I saw you at the mall.'
He sent me a message: 'You’re my favorite target.'
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a fat bear who hides in bushes and yells at girls
He was in the bushes and yelled, 'I know your name!'
He texted me, 'I’m gonna get you next week.'
He was at the park and said, 'I saw you eating ice cream.'
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a smelly, lumpy bear who stalks girls and eats their snacks
He stole my snack at the bus stop.
He was hiding behind the school and said, 'I’m gonna get you.'
He sent me a message: 'I know your lunch.'
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