Hag Warriors

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Old bitches who think they own the bus. They glare like they’ve been waiting forever and push anyone who dares stand near them. They’re like mythical beasts who only wake up to take over every seat.
A lady in a bus yelled, 'I’ve been waiting for this seat since 1987!' and kicked a teen out of her seat.
A Hag Warrior sat down in the middle of a row and hissed, 'This seat is mine!' like it was a death sentence.
An old woman glared at a man and said, 'You’re not even real. I’ve been here since the 80s.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Grumpy old women who think the bus is their kingdom. They fight like they’re in a cage match just to sit down. They’re the reason why some people hate buses.
A Hag Warrior sat down and said, 'I’ve had enough of your rude attitude!' to a man who just said 'hi.'
An old lady took two seats and told a kid, 'You’re not even in my league.'
A Hag Warrior gave someone the side-eye and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Old women who think they’re gods on the bus. They don’t just sit, they command the seat. They kick, they scream, and they make people feel like they’ve been defeated.
An old woman screamed, 'You’re not even trying to be good at this!' to someone who just sat down.
A Hag Warrior kicked a man’s bag off the seat and said, 'This seat is mine, and I’ll fight you for it.'
An old lady yelled at a kid and said, 'I’ve had enough of your nonsense!' just for sitting near her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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