hag tag

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A tramp stamp’s older, more wrinkled cousin. Found on the back of a woman who probably hasn’t washed her hair in a decade.
My aunt got one. It looks like a raccoon bit her.
She got a hag tag. Now she thinks she’s fancy.
My mom’s hag tag is so bad, it’s a miracle she can still walk.
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A tattoo that looks like a bad drawing of a flower, usually on a back that’s seen better days.
Her hag tag is so crooked, it looks like it was done by a drunk kid.
He got a hag tag and now his back looks like a failed art project.
She got a hag tag and now she’s stuck with it forever.
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A tattoo that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid, located just above a butt crack that probably hasn’t been loved in years.
Her hag tag looks like a blob. It’s embarrassing.
He got a hag tag. Now his back is a disaster.
That hag tag is so bad, it’s a wonder she can still sit.
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When you find an ugly woman online, steal her photo, and tag your enemy with it, just to make them look like a hot mess.
She tagged her ex with a hag tag. He looks like a disaster.
He used a hag tag to make his friend look like a raccoon.
They used a hag tag to make their enemy look like a failed experiment.
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A girl who thinks she’s cool just because she wears designer clothes, even if they’re ripped.
She’s a tag hog. She wears only brand-name clothes.
He’s a tag hog. He spends all his money on designer clothes.
She’s a tag hog. She thinks she’s fancy just because she wears labels.
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A girl who thinks she’s better than everyone else because she wears expensive clothes, even if she’s a total dork.
She’s a tag hog. She’s got more labels than a fashion show.
He’s a tag hog. He thinks he’s cool just because he wears designer clothes.
She’s a tag hog. She’s got more money than sense.
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A girl who tags herself in every photo she can find, even if she looks like a disaster.
She tagged herself in a photo. It looks like she’s drunk.
He tagged himself in a photo. He looks like a mess.
She tagged herself in a photo. Now she looks like a hot mess.
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