hag pants

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Wrinkly, saggy pants that look like they’ve been through a war and a bad breakup. Usually covered in stupid patterns that make your brain hurt.

My grandma’s hag pants are so big, they could hold a kid.

He wore hag pants to the prom and got laughed at for 3 years straight.

My dog tried to eat my hag pants. He didn’t survive.

Pants so loose, they look like they’re trying to hide from the world. They’re usually covered in stupid stuff that makes you feel old.

My hag pants look like they were made by a confused toddler.

She wore her hag pants to the grocery store and got side-eyed by the cashier.

I tried to dance in my hag pants and looked like a confused jellyfish.

Pants so baggy, they could be used as a tent. They’re usually covered in weird stuff that looks like it came from a mad scientist.

My hag pants are so big, they could fit a whole family.

He wore hag pants to the beach and looked like he was trying to escape a clown.

My hag pants have more holes than my ex has excuses.