hag night

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A ladies-only party where they show up looking like they just crawled out of a trash can and don't care if you see their butt crack.

My aunt showed up in pajamas and a hairnet. I thought it was a funeral.

My friends showed up in sweatpants and a t-shirt that said 'I survived middle school.'

She showed up in her oldest socks and cried when she saw her reflection.

The worst person you know who smells like old pizza and thinks they're hot. They also talk too much and never shut up.

He walked in and smelled like a gym sock. I almost ran out.

She showed up and started talking about her cat like it was the president.

He told me he had a degree in being annoying. I believed him.