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To wipe out completely at something like a test or a game. You might as well have thrown a tantrum and cried in the corner.

My math test was a disaster. I got a 23%. I might as well have been dead.

He missed every single shot in the game. He looked like a total idiot.

She failed her driving test so bad, the instructor had to take a breath.

Hagging is when you meet your friends, and you all agree to look like a bunch of raccoons. No effort. No grooming. Just trackies and a greasy head.

We met up and looked like we had been living in a dumpster for a week.

She showed up with hair like a wild animal and no makeup. I was horrified.

We all wore trackies and looked like we had been dragged through a mud pit.

Have a great summer is a lie. You say it like you actually care, but you’re just trying to be polite.

She wrote ‘Have a great summer’ in my yearbook. I don’t even know her.

He said ‘Have a great summer’ and then left me hanging.

They wrote ‘Have a great summer’ and then never talked to me again.

A hag is a woman who looks like she’s been crying for years. She’s old, she’s ugly, and she probably got a promotion by screaming at everyone.

That woman in the office looks like she’s been crying since the 80s.

She’s the boss and she looks like she hasn’t slept in a decade.

Her face is like a crumpled piece of paper. I can’t stand her.

Have a great summer is just a cheat code for people who don’t know you. They use it to fill up your yearbook without thinking.

He wrote ‘Have a great summer’ in my yearbook. He doesn’t even know me.

They used ‘Have a great summer’ for every single person. It was so fake.

She wrote the same thing for 30 people. It was ridiculous.

A hag is a girl who has a gay friend and thinks it’s the best thing ever. She probably uses him to laugh at other people.

She’s got a gay friend and she uses him to laugh at everyone.

She’s the best friend and she’s got a gay friend. It’s so annoying.

She’s got a gay friend and she thinks it’s the best thing ever.

A hag is a woman who screams at Jennifer Aniston and hates Angelina Jolie so much she probably has a grudge against Brad Pitt.

She hates Angelina Jolie so much, she probably threw a tantrum when they got married.

She screamed at Jennifer Aniston like she was her enemy.

She’s a total hag and she hates Brad Pitt because of Angelina Jolie.