Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman with hair so grey and wild it looks like a hat made of old steel and rage.

My aunt’s hair looks like a hat from a witch’s closet.

She walks in like she owns the place and her hair screams, 'I’m not done yet.'

Her hair is so messy it looks like it was thrown by a demon.

2

When an old lady’s hair is so bad it looks like a hat made of broken combs and old regrets.

Her hair is like a hat that’s been through a war.

I swear her hair is trying to strangle her.

That thing on her head looks like it’s alive and angry.

3

A hat made of grey hair that looks like it was stolen from a haunted barn.

Her hair looks like it was plucked from a ghost’s head.

That hat is so bad it could scare a vampire.

I think her hair is cursed.

4

A woman with hair so wild and grey it looks like a hat made of old bones and insults.

Her hair is like a hat that’s been through a lot of fights.

That thing on her head is like a hat from the grave.

She walks in and her hair looks like it just ran away from a fight.

5

When an old woman’s hair is so messy it looks like a hat made of old socks and swear words.

Her hair is like a hat that’s been left in a sock drawer.

That thing on her head is full of swear words.

Her hair is so bad it should have its own swear tag.

6

A hat made of grey hair that looks like it was stolen from a mad old lady’s closet.

Her hair is like a hat that’s been locked in a closet for 50 years.

That thing on her head looks like it just escaped a madwoman’s closet.

I think her hair is hiding a secret.