hag gladice

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A lady who looks like a used tampon in a swamp and sounds like a dying goat got hit by a truck.

My aunt is a hag gladice. She shows up to family dinners wearing a shirt that says 'I survived 2012.'

My boss is a hag gladice. She yells at the coffee machine like it owes her money.

My mom's friend is a hag gladice. She tried to dance at my wedding and made the floor cry.

A woman so old and ugly she could scare a ghost and sounds like a blender full of bad decisions.

My neighbor is a hag gladice. She tries to wave at me like she's trying to get me to run away.

My grandma is a hag gladice. She told me my future in a way that made me want to hide in a closet.

My cousin's ex is a hag gladice. She showed up to my birthday party and cried at the cake.

A woman who looks like a raccoon got run over by a bus and talks like she’s been screaming at the world for 50 years.

My teacher is a hag gladice. She gave me a D because I didn’t do my homework and I didn’t even do it wrong.

My mom’s friend’s mom is a hag gladice. She showed up to the funeral and started arguing with the priest.

My boss’s mom is a hag gladice. She tried to give me advice and it sounded like a curse.