Hag Feast

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A bunch of women sitting around like they’re on a reality show, all talking about other people’s business and eating like it’s the last meal ever

My aunt and her friends are having a Hag Feast in the kitchen. They’re eating pizza and talking about my cousin’s ex like he’s dead.

The Hag Feast started when my mom saw my dad’s text from his mistress. Now they’re all laughing and eating cake like it’s a party.

At the Hag Feast, they don’t just talk about people. They judge them. And then they eat their lunch like they won.

A group of ladies who don’t just talk trash, they eat it, drink it, and sometimes throw it

My grandma’s Hag Feast is like a war. They’re all eating cookies and talking about who got fired and who got married.

At the Hag Feast, they don’t just gossip, they bring snacks, wine, and a side of drama.

The Hag Feast happened in the park. They were eating hot dogs and talking about my brother’s new girlfriend like she was a villain.

When women gather to eat, talk nonsense, and laugh at everyone else’s life like it’s a comedy special

The Hag Feast was in the living room. They were eating chips and laughing at my sister’s love life like it was a soap opera.

At the Hag Feast, they don’t just eat, they criticize. And they do it with a side of fries.

My mom’s Hag Feast is the best. They were eating donuts and talking about my uncle’s new job like he was a rock star.