hag candy

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A fake drug that makes you think you're a wizard, but it's just Canadian trash that makes your brain scream.

My cousin took hag candy and thought he was a dragon. He tried to breathe fire at my mom.

I ate hag candy and my teacher thought I was possessed. I got sent to the principal's office.

My dog took hag candy and started barking at the neighbor's cat like it was the devil.

A stupid pill that makes you act like you're in a horror movie, but you're just high and mad.

My friend took hag candy and ran out of class screaming about spiders.

I took hag candy and tried to fight the janitor because I thought he was a monster.

My little brother took hag candy and cried because he thought his blanket was alive.

A fake drug that turns you into a weirdo, and your brain feels like it's being attacked by aliens.

I took hag candy and started talking to the ceiling like it was my best friend.

My sister took hag candy and tried to run away from her shadow.

My dad took hag candy and thought his coffee was trying to steal his soul.