Hag Bop

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A loud song made by a tired old lady who thinks she's still hot, but no one cares and she finishes last.

'I'm gonna win this thing!' she said. Then she sang about her cat and got 12 points.

She tried to do a dance move and tripped over her own feet.

The judges gave her a look like they’d seen a ghost.

A song by a woman who’s been waiting 20 years to be on a stage and still can't sing worth a damn.

She sang like she was being chased by a dragon and a group of angry chefs.

Her voice cracked so hard it sounded like a sidewalk was breaking.

She tried to do a high note and it came out like a goat yell.

A terrible song by a woman who thinks she’s the next big thing, but the crowd just wants it to end.

She sang about her husband’s bald spot and the audience winced.

She tried to do a dramatic pause and it lasted three minutes.

The crowd started whispering 'please just stop' during the chorus.

A song performed by a woman who’s been through too much and still thinks she’s going to win, but no one believes her.

She sang about her divorce and it sounded like she was screaming into a blender.

She tried to do a dance and it looked like she was trying to escape a prison.

The judges gave her a score so low it made the crowd laugh.

A song made by a woman who’s been waiting for 20 years to be on a stage and still thinks she’s the best, even though no one agrees.

She sang like she had a sore throat and a broken heart.

She tried to do a dance move and it looked like she was fighting a robot.

The crowd started to leave during the second verse.

A loud, stupid song by a woman who thinks she’s going to win, but no one else thinks it’s good.

She sang about her cat and it was the worst thing ever.

She tried to do a high note and it sounded like a goat was yelling.

The judges gave her a score so low it made the crowd laugh.