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a fag hag who got kicked out of the group and now yells at everyone from the sidewalk

She showed up at the mall and screamed at me for not buying her a drink.

She texted me at 2 AM saying she’s still mad about the 2017 incident.

She stood in the parking lot and yelled, 'You’re all losers!'

a fag hag who lost her cool and now lives in the woods with a bunch of raccoons

She DMed me, 'I hate you all. I live with raccoons now.'

She tried to start a band called 'Raccoon Rumble' and failed.

She posted a picture of herself wearing a raccoon hat and crying.

a fag hag who got dumped and now spends all her time crying in the laundromat

She texted me, 'I’m still crying in the laundromat. My socks are sad.'

She showed up at the laundromat in a bathrobe and started a fight with the washing machine.

She posted a selfie with a wet sock and said, 'This is my life now.'