Hag and a half

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A hag on steroids. She’s the worst kind of woman. Probably your boss or someone who makes your life a living hell.

My coworker is a Hag and a half. She yells at the coffee machine and still blames me.

My mom is a Hag and a half. She texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me I’m fat.

My teacher is a Hag and a half. She failed me for talking during math.

A woman so bad, she makes hags look good. She’s the kind of person who thinks your life is a joke.

My neighbor is a Hag and a half. She throws trash over the fence just to mess with me.

My cousin is a Hag and a half. She texted me a photo of her cat with a mustache.

My friend’s mom is a Hag and a half. She told me I’d never get a job.

The worst kind of woman. She’s like a hag, but with more hate and less grace. She probably hates your whole family.

My aunt is a Hag and a half. She shows up at family dinners with a side of drama and a bag of chips.

My ex is a Hag and a half. She still texts me every day to tell me she’s happy.

My grandma is a Hag and a half. She tells me I’m going to die in a ditch.