Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're forced to do something and you're too lazy to care, so you make up a stupid word like 'haftoo' to sound cool.

Bro, I haftoo go to school today. I'm gonna die.

I haftoo clean my room. My mom is gonna kill me.

I haftoo do my math homework. I hate life.

2

You say 'haftoo' when you're being bossed around and you're too dumb to come up with a better excuse.

My dad said I haftoo mow the lawn. I'm gonna be a zombie.

I haftoo eat my veggies. I wish I was dead.

My teacher said I haftoo do extra credit. I'm gonna fail.

3

You use 'haftoo' when you're too lazy to spell 'have to' right, and you're too proud to admit it.

I haftoo do this assignment. It's too hard.

I haftoo finish my pizza. I'm too full.

I haftoo go to bed. I'm too tired.

4

When you're being forced to do something, and you're too lazy to make a real excuse, you just say 'haftoo' and hope no one asks questions.

I haftoo go to the store. I hate shopping.

I haftoo help my brother with homework. I'm gonna cry.

I haftoo do my chores. I'm gonna be a ghost.

5

You say 'haftoo' when you're being bossed around and you're too dumb to think of something cooler to say.

I haftoo do my homework. It's too long.

I haftoo go to practice. I'm too tired.

I haftoo feed my dog. He's too loud.